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hgamesfan:

Susan Sarandon shutting it down. “I have nothing good to say about Woody Allen.”

Woody Allen is a sexual predator who at best seduced his 17-year old step-daughter and at worst molested his child.  

What he did is wrong and working with him means you condone his behavior and would rather side with an accused predator than the victim of a sex crime.

Disgusting. 

Journalist: “Woody Allen was asked in his press conference a few days ago if  he would consider a love story between an older woman and a younger man. And he responded by saying it was a valid comic idea, but he didn’t have any material to draw from.” 

Sarandon: “That’s true.”

[audience laughter]

Sarandon: “I have nothing good to say about Woody Allen, so I don’t think we should go there.”

Journalist: “More the reason perhaps to comment on the question.”

Sarandon: “No, I think that he sexually assaulted a child, and I don’t think that’s right. And there’s a lot of information. The room has gotten very quiet, but that’s true. Um, what was your other question?”

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queenmichaels:

actual footage of me watching lemonade 

[Pray to Catch Me]:  “Oh yeah!”

 [Hold Up]: [excitedly]  “Oh!”

[Don’t Hurt Yourself]: “Try not to  hurt yourself!”

[Sorry] “Middle fingers up!”

Older man: “I like the rhythm. I like the arrangement! I love it! I don’t understand the Becky with the good hair though.  Beyonce, baby! Go pound it! Tell him! Tell him! Get rid of that Jay Z rat!”

[Daddy Lessons]: [trumpet playing]

[Love Drought]: [dancing along]

Older man: [breathes in] “Whoa! That’s emotional!”

[Formation]: “Oh!”

Older man: “This is close to being contemporary genius as you can get musically.” 

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trxylerhxwellter:

kumasenpai:

mainmanblackdynamite:

A couple of dudes catch on to Bruce Wayne

Such a good vine

Guy 1: Hey Batman

Bruce: What? *whispers* Fuck

Guy 1: Yup I knew it, I knew you were Batman

Bruce: No, no it sounded like you said Bruce, it sounded-

Guy 2: Batman

Bruce: What - GOD

Guy 2: Ayy it’s him!

@captioned-vines

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leerings:

this is a video of some weird ass antifeminist in UCLA filming this girl anD SHE HANDLES IT SO WELL I LOVE THE LOOK SHE GIVES AT THE END

Person recording: “You don’t have any comment? Why are you throwing away my posters? Why did you rip them off the wall and reach beyond my face? While I was standing in front of them?”

Person in orange, showing poster: “This is why!”

Person recording: “Because you’re a feminist therefore cancerous to society?”

Person in orange: “Yeah! How did you know!?”

Person recording: “Mm-hmm! Maybe it’s because of your intolerant behavior that’s incredibly disrespectful and just caused you to nearly physically assault me.”

Person in orange: [pauses]

Person recording: “You don’t have any- “

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dragon8993:

This is amazingly perfect


Credit to Black Nerd Comedy

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unhealthies:

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scootersenshi:

This is Staying In Your Own Lane 101

[internal dialogue] “What the- that guy’s got horns! That’s not normal. Well, not gonna ruin my day.”

actual role model

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canadianslut:

rihronna:

slyfggt:

slaveney:

@iamjohnduff:Shoutout to my middle school bullies. I’m still a fucking homo.

inspirational

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BYE THIS IS THE SAME GAY

he randomly liked 3 of my photos on instagram the other day he is an #icon himself

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placebhoe:

goals for 2016:

  • get laid
  • get paid

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23devil:

emeraldembers:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

4-1-3:

People who are younger than you but taller

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People who are younger than you but better than you at something

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People who are younger than you

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People

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cats-and-cardigans:

cure4hiccups:

icapturedbeauty:

This is literally my parents. Everything I do is wrong 🙃

FHS SHUT THE FUCK

i’m literally on the verge of tears

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just-shower-thoughts:

the KKK ruined a perfectly good white wizard costume

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"My only goal in life right now is to be genuinely happy."

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miss–kiwi:

you-do-you-boo-boo:

something that I feel a lot of neurotypicals don’t understand is that mental illness isn’t logical. “there’s no reason to be stressed, why are you anxious?” I don’t know. “why are you sad if you had a good day?” I don’t know. “why are you so irritable today?” I don’t know. “what are you feeling?” I DON’T KNOW.

“Why are you anxious?” because i have anxiety. “No but why are you anxious?” i literally have a mental disorder called anxiety that makes me anxious over nothing. “but what is making you anxious????”

Rinse and repeat

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